It is a stereotype. Elderly drivers are dangerous. Especially those driving Volvos. Particularly those wearing hats.
Well. Somebody told me that tale thirty or so years ago. And it has stuck in my mind.
I don't drive Volvos. I don't normally wear hats while driving but occasionally I will wear a baseball style cap. Nonetheless I may have turned into an elderly driver. Just maybe.
Friday night. It is dark and rain is falling. City back streets, not well lit. I'm trying to find a car space. I notice one to my right on a one way street. (Overseas readers, we drive on the left hand side of the road in Australia.) Actually I have driven almost past the space.
I check my back mirror. I check my side mirror. My rear window is splattered with rain. I cannot see anything behind me. All is dark.
I start to reverse my car. I continue to reverse my car. Suddenly. Simultaneously. A car horn and a very loud crashing sound.
I have backed into something. I look back at the rear window. Still cannot see anything.
I get out of my car. A small, black (or maybe it is dark navy) Toyota is behind me. Apparently I have backed into it.
The Toyota driver and I examine her little black car as best we can in the rain and darkness. No evidence of any damage. 'I will check it later in better light and away from the rain' the Toyota driver says.
We both examine my car. Embarrassingly, mine displays a few scratches and minor indentations which I know are from previous incidents. One tiny scratch looks to me to be the result of this incident.
Examining my car the next morning I see several other smallish paint scratches, four in total. If the Toyota driver finds similar damage - and none was evident on the night - it won't be worth claiming the cost of restoration through the insurers.
Drivers. Beware. I am an elderly driver on the road. I drive a dark grey, Mazda 3 sedan.
Sunday, 21 May 2017
Saturday, 20 May 2017
Lord Louis Mountbatten (Hugh Bonneville), arrives in India in 1947 with instructions to oversee the transition of that nation to independence after three centuries of British rule. He and his wife, Lady Edwina (Gillian Anderson), prove very different from their remote predecessors but are confronted with intransigent religious based factions unwilling to accommodate compromise over a nation's future.
'Viceroy's House' is a blend of 'Downton Abbey' meets 'Gandhi' with touches of the opulent privilege and frivolity of the former seasoned with the political seriousness of the latter. The blend is not entirely successful; a sort of bet each way really but it is a useful introduction to an important period in world history.
Friday, 19 May 2017
|(Image: Daniel Boud)|
Some cataclysmic event has destroyed much of the planet and its inhabitants and a small band of survivors occupy their time reliving episodes of 'The Simpsons'. The cast of seven is energetic and lively and performs admirably.
If like myself and my companion you have not been an ardent follower of that animated series, then like us, you may well be left mystified by the happenings on stage in this work. Quite a few patrons did not return to their seats after the interval. Most of those who did return however, enthusiastically roared their appreciation at play's end. We were left bewildered albeit admiring of the performers' efforts.
Wednesday, 17 May 2017
|(Sydney Theatre Company)|
In a twist of racial stereotypes, a well to do Indigenous family comes to terms with the struggling, white, boyfriend and his parents who visit for the Christmas holidays.
'Black is the New White' is a Guess Who's Coming to Dinner for the 21st Century. Authored by Nakkiah Lui, the play contains plenty of sassy, intelligent dialogue and much humour. Two slapstick scenes may be slightly over the top and the eventual resolution may be a little too neat but for the most part this is a very funny and intriguing play.
Tuesday, 16 May 2017
Minor felons, Bonnie Parker (Faye Dunaway) and Clyde Barrow (Warren Beatty), meet by chance, are quickly drawn to each other and embark on a crime spree that cannot end well.
'Bonnie and Clyde' is one of a series of classic films screening over the year at Sydney's Randwick Ritz to celebrate the cinema's 80th anniversary. It also is the 50th anniversary of 'Bonnie and Clyde's' release.
Surprisingly, given how much time I spend at the cinema, this is my first ever viewing of the film. It must have seemed a very violent affair half a century ago given that the impact of the violence is still stunning today. There is a fascinating assemblage of supporting characters and Dunaway's and Beatty's charismatic coupling still resonates.
Monday, 15 May 2017
Nathalie (Isabelle Huppert) who teaches Philosophy at a school is increasingly drawn to a former student and his commune lifestyle as her marriage to another academic begins to disintegrate.
'Things to Come' (L'avenir) is one of these French films which present a snapshot of a time in a person's life. There is little to explain their past and just as little to suggest their future. The film ambles along as a period in Nathalie's life.
I generally find Huppert to be a rather cold, emotionless presence. In this instance there are flickers of passion in her character.
An observation piece without the interruption of action.