Monday 10 March 2008

Are you wanking dear?

Writing the previous posting stirred a memory from my early days of sexual activity.

My mother, gathering my bed sheets for the weekly laundry, wearily noticed certain stains with which my readers would be familiar. She turned to me and asked (not exactly in these words) have you been masturbating a lot dear?

I still remember the shock and embarrassment I felt that my mother knew about masturbation.

1 comment:

  1. I'm desperately trying to erase the memory of my dad walking in on me in a compromising position with a dirty magazine when I was about 15.

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