Banned!

This morning we colonials are hot under the collar about an ABC television program being banned by those traditional imperialists in what once was referred to as the 'home country'. At least that banning constitutes acknowledgement that the proposed program amounted to one or more of  'drama, comedy, satire or similar entertainment'. The same could not be said for a performance I stumbled across very briefly this morning on the Seven network. Evidently everyone of that network's hosts, other than the toothy Larry Emdur, is in London at the moment for the Royal wedding.

Larry Emdur

What else could explain the presence at his side, presumably as co-host, of Australia's most recent bride-de-jour, Brynne Edelsten.

Brynne Edelsten

Yes, her boobs were on display in familiar fashion on morning television. This must have come as a treat for those kiddie viewers who had switched over from Sesame Street on the aforementioned ABC. I can't describe the painful forty-five seconds of cringe inducing television viewing her co-hosting performance drew from me.

I know which broadcast I'd rather ban.