Sunday 1 January 2012

Till choice do us part

'Celebrities' Katy Perry and Russell Brand are to divorce

The latest example in the growing portfolio of evidence of the natural superiority of heterosexual marriage over same sex unions.

During his marriage Mr Brand informed an interviewer....
"I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener," Russ joked.
Sounds gay to me.

2 comments:

  1. I find Russell Brand a tad bit creepy. I think it's those bulging 'I want to kill you with my knife' eyes.

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  2. Ad Rad, his charms and comedic skills have escaped me.

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