Cosmopolis

In 'Cosmopolis' a youthful multi millionaire, Robert Pattinson, spends the day in a stretch limousine being driven slowly across town in search of a haircut. He engages in the sort of stuff any millionaire might whilst in that limousine from having sex to being anally probed for a prostate check by his GP to urinating into a concealable stainless steel pan.

The film's purpose is to be a commentary on Western capitalism, a legitimate topic for film.

If your taste in dialogue extends to lines like

'my prostate is asymmetrical' or

'the fungus living between my toes speaks to me'

then this may be a film for you.

I found it pretentious and supremely boring.

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